Lame Joke...

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.
>One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the
>bus, but he didn't stop the bus.
>>Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the us and died on
>the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police, who in
>turn took him to the court.The judge was not at all impressed with him
>and gave him capital punishment.He was taken to the electrocution
>chamber.
>>There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana
>peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the
>chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's
>amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he
>returned to his profession.
>>After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried
>to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately,
>this time also,the good looking middle>aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot. Again angry
>passengers
>took him to the police, who in turn took him to the court.
>>The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital
>punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution
>chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a
>single banana peel at one corner of the room.
>>He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to
>him. This time also to everyone's amazement, he survived.
>>The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.
>>A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.
>This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences,
>stopped the bus.
>>Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his
>injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to
>the court, to the same judge.
>>Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record
>the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus
>conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where
>there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana
>peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the
>chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died
>instantly !!!!!!!!!!!
>>The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died
>instantly the third time??
>>Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is
>perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.>>>>>Still you couldn't, Then see below.........>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
Answer:During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor,therefore electricity didn't pass through him.But during the third time, he was a good conductor, electricity passed through him freely and he died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>Ha Ha Ha ha !!!!!!!! Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter on Electricity ???>>OK, OK.... No violence please